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The Drunk and the Warrior! DEATH BATTLE!

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Catch the Prelude Here:  The Drunk and the Warrior! Prelude
*Death Battle Intro*
Thomas: "The Sword... A Weapon used for Many Means since the very beginning..."
Palutena: "But weather you like it or not... It's most Vital use is for Killing."
Thomas: "And these 2 Sword Wielders are as Deadly as they come..."
Palutena: "Introducing Qrow Branwen, The Best Uncle around!"
Thomas: "And Chrom, holder of Falcon Crest!"
Palutena: "Uh... I don't think that's right..."
Thomas: "Eh, who cares? Let's just get into the Bios! YEAH!"
Palutena: "Whatever you say..."
*Transition*
Thomas: "Remnant... Monsters, Hunters and magic... Thats it..."
Palutena: "We have 2 pages of Script to go through for this..."
Thomas: "AHH Take a Drink lady!"
*Throws Liqour Bottle at Palutena*
Palutena: "Ahh! What the hell?! What is Wrong with you?!"
Thomas: "Turn the Camera off!"
*Camera Cuts Out*


Name: Qrow Branwen
Age: ??? (Mid 30's probably)

Handedness: Right
Gender: Male
Aura Color: Red.
Occupation: Fromer Teacher at Sig


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Palutena: "All right the Combatants are Set, Time to settle this Debate, Once and for all."

Thomas: *Loud Snoring*

Palutena: "Umm... It's Time for a Death Battle..."

*Transition*

It's a somewhat Quiet day as we see Qrow Branwen was wandering through an abandoned village. He arrived here from a town over and was just making his way through. As he was walking, some Birds of the nearby forest had been disturbed. Qrow looked up at them and watched as they flew past.

"Hmm..."

Qrow was thinking about what could have just caused those Birds to scatter and fly away like that... Was it a Grimm? A Hunter? Who knows...

"Sigh* I really need to get a move on..."

Qrow said to himself as he turned around and was about to walk away, but standing several feet away was a man looking straight at him, holding a strange looking sword. His gaze was dead set on Qrow...

There was nothing but silence as they both just stared at each other... Eventually Qrow broke the silence.

"Hey you! You seem to be looking at me! What'e the big Idea?"

Qrow yelled. Without warning, the Man started running towards Qrow, holding his Blade behind him. Qrow was confused by the Hostility of the man, but he cracked a smile.

As the man drew closer, he jumped up in the air and charged towards up, swinging his blade once he was close enough.

*Clash*

Faster than the Man that attacked him could see, Qrow grabbed the Weapon from behind his Back and blocked the swing of the sword. The blade extended and Qrow forced the Man away. He lunged towards the Man and swung his sword. The man avoided the Slash and Qrow made a clean slice through a Lamp post. The post Toppled over and there was silence.

"So... What's your name Swordsman?"

Qrow asked as he turned around to face the man. The Man responded with:

"My name is Chrom, and I was hired to take you out!"

Qrow raised an eyebrow.

"Hired by Who?"

He asked.

"A Woman with white skin and various markings around her body. But that is not important! Time for me to put you in your place Qrow Branwen!"

Chrom stated as he ran towards Qrow with his sword drawn. Qrow ran towards him as well, and their both their blades collided, creating a strong shockwave.

"Let me show you what I'm Capable of!" They both said in unison.



Cue: 

The shockwave from the impact pushed both fighters backwards, but once they gained their footing they both ran towards each other once again. Apon clashing this time, they stood their ground, pushing against each others blades with their own.

*Sparks Flying*


Eventually Qrow jumped backwards and Chrom swung his sword into the ground. It was stuck for a brief moment and Qrow ran in for an attack. As he held is blade behind him, he swung it at Chrom in a vein attempt to damage him.

*Clash*


Qrow was surprised that Chrom had blocked the attack, with an odd looking shield of all things. Qrow pushed himself off of the Shield and landed a fair distance away.

"That's an interesting Shield you got there..." Qrow said. Chrom put it behind his back and it vanished. He then pulled his Blade out of the ground.

"Enough Talk huntsman. Show me what your really made of..."

Chrom exclaimed. Qrow smiled.

"All right then..."

Qrow responded, and in the blink of an eye, Qrow had traveled past Chrom, with his sword behind him.

*Music Stops*

A large wound appeared on Chrom's right side, causing blood to fly out of it. Chrom fell onto his knee's as Qrow looked back at him, holding his sword against his back. But to his surprise he saw Chrom slowly start to get up, and when Chrom turned to face him, the wound that Qrow had inflicted had healed.

"Cheap trick, Now let's get into the main act!"

Qrow said as he spun around holding his blade once again. It gave off a faint orange glow.

Cue: 

Both ran at each other but instead of Qrow swinging his sword, he jumped as Chrom swung his blade. Watching Qrow carefully, he pulled out the Fire Emblem from behind his back and held it tightly. While up in the air, Qrow rushed towards Chrom, holding his sword to his side, and spinning like a buzz saw. When he collided with the Fire Emblem, he struck it with enough force to create a powerful shockwave, which was powerful enough to blow down tree's.

"Damn, I've gotta try a different approach if I want to beat this guy..."

Qrow leapt off the Shield and landed a few yards away. When he landed he saw Chrom put the shield away but after he did that, he clenched his right hand into a fist and soon he flashed a faint red color.

Dual Strike+

"Nice try Huntsman, but your tricks wont work on me..."

Chrom ran up to Qrow. Qrow was prepared to block any hit. As Chrom got close, he swung his sword in a uppercutting motion, knocking Qrow's Blade upwards, but not out of his grip... Then came the Second swing, hitting him straight to his side, sending him into a nearby broken down building.

*Music Stops*


Chrom is looking at the building where Qrow was just sent flying into. Without much Thought, Chrom turned and started to walk away... Until he heard a slight chuckle.

Chrom quickly spun around and barely had enough time to block an incoming attack. The Clash from their weapon's weakened Chrom's grip, and Qrow took full advantage of it. He immediately hit Chrom's sword in a side-swiping motion, knocking it out of his hand, and sending it flying several feet away. It soon got stuck in a wall.

"Looks like your helpless..."

Qrow said with a smirk as he raised his sword into the air. As he swung it downwards, Chrom blocked it with another Blade, a somewhat longer one.

Cue: 

Taken aback from this, Qrow swung his sword again but Chrom had blocked it. Growing frustrated Qrow jumped backwards and Chrom followed him at blinding speeds. Blitzing around the Town was both of them, moving so fast they were heard to track, countering blow for blow for each other. Each resulting impact caused a small clashing sound.

Eventually, when Chrom thrusted his sword into the ground, Qrow jumped up high into the air, so high that Chrom couldn't reach him.

"Try this on for size!"

Qrow stated as the blade portion on his weapon bent forward and revealed the Gun portion of his weapon. He then started firing at Chrom. As soon as the Bangs filled the air, Chrom jumped to his right and noticed the blast fired to burst a small portion of the ground beside him. Averting his attention back to Qrow, he blocked a shot using his sword...

Unknown to him, his Sword was reaching it's Limit.

At this point in time, Qrow had given up, and decided to just rush at Chrom. Qrow his held blade behind him while Qrow held his blude in front of him.

*Clash*

Both of their Swordss collided, causing another large shock-wave. Only this time their Power struggle didn't last as long...

*Crack*

*Music Stops*

*Several more Cracks*


Chrom's Sword had Shattered... Running out of Uses.

Cue: 

Apon noticing the shattered remains of the blade, Qrow looked at the now defenseless Chrom and smiled. He proceeded to Kick Chrom out in front of him. Quickly following up, he started delivering powerful slashes, leaving bloody markings all over Chrom.

Eventually Qrow dash to in front of Chrom's Path and held his Sword up high.

"Goodnight Chrom-dome!"

Qrow swung his Blade in a downwards motion...

*Shing!*


Blood was left on Qrow's Blade as Chrom's Body fell to both sides of Qrow, sliced in two... Blood flowing across the ground.

Qrow let's out a sigh as his Blade turns into it's inactive mode and he walks away from the scene...

K.O!

Thomas: "I'm Awake! What happened?!"

Palutena: "Oh my goodness..."

Thomas: "Oh shoot we're getting into things now? Ok well uh..."

Palutena: "Both Combatant's are strong in their own right, and both have done some great things, but Qrow simply outclassed Chrom in the places it mattered..."

Thomas: "Qrow has shown time and time again what he is capable of, from moving faster than sound, to displaying his great strength such as when he made a clean effortless slice through a solid steel Lamp-pole."

Palutena: "Chrom has taken his fair share of hit's as well, and has avoided Lightning before, but against somebody as Focused, as skilled, as fast, and as Deadly as Qrow, he couldn't keep up with Countering blow for blow."

Thomas: "And before you say it, His forms of Healing could only keep him in the fight for so long until eventually getting overwhelmed and killed."

Palutena: "Plus another Factor which lead to Qrow's Victory was his Aura which could eat up any attacks thrown at him just long enough for him to overwhelm Chrom..."

Thomas: "Yeah, Even with Chrom's arsenal, he stood little chance in the long run..."

Palutena: "Looks like Chrom must be feeling pretty... Grimm..."

Thomas: "The Winner is Qrow Branwen!"

Qrow Winner by ThatGuyImortal

*End*

WINNER: Qrow Branwen
+More Skilled.
+Faster.
+Stronger.
+More Tricks up his Sleeves.
+The Better Fighter in close quarters Combat.
+Aura could take most hits.
-Aura has a limit.
-Semblance could work against him.

Loser: Chrom.
+More Durable.
+Better Leader.
+Larger Arsenal.
-Works Better with an Army.
-Feats can be scaled downwards more than upwards.
-Some Item's could only be used a select amount of times.
-Most Stats meant nothing against Qrow to some extent.


Next time on DEATH BATTLE...

From now On, I will be releasing Preludes for Battles for Season 1 and working on the fights Separately.
So Yeah...
Here is that Sonic gif from before that Many of you Probs didn't see!
Ha This Is Awesome by ThatGuyImortal
Season 1 Episode 4

It's Fire Emblem vs. RWBY in this Clash of the Swords!

Hope you all enjoyed this! Took me quite a while to do, due to slight writers block...

Qrow Branwen belongs to Rooster Teeth

Chrom belongs to Nintendo.

And hey would you look at that?! Stash.Writer wasn't being a complete Dick!
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tinkerfan55's avatar

Disagree chrom stomps qrow. He fought a dragon that can destroy continents and took those kind of attacks too. He’s much faster as he dodged lightning.